A friend of mine recently received a toilet seat cover as a Christmas gift. This was not a joke present either. I didn’t realize that toilet seat covers were readily available. So, obviously, the next logical step was for me to go to the internets in search of them. What I found is disturbing.
There seems to be a trend of toilet seat covers that decorate both sides of the lid.
for $9.49 you too can be violated
nothing says handmade my Nana more than something observing your BMs
There is also a trend of people that decorate the whole toilet.
Plus side: the Santa suit rug looks like it may be comfortable for when I’m kneeling on it after too many libations
I asked The Mister, “How would you feel about peeing into this toilet while making eye contact with a reindeer?”
All these toilet seats really put me in the spirit. So, I made this for you after finding this beautiful cover.
God Bless Us