I’m at two conference this week. It’s gonna be cray. The first one is in Orlando and ends on Wednesday. A co-worker/friend (Marisa) and I arrived early yesterday so we could go to Animal Kingdom. I had never been, she’d been a couple times.
It was an overall good time. I’ve tried telling The Mister that he’d like Disney World (he’s never been) even as an adult. However, after yesterday, I know he’d have to accept the following:
- Slow walkers
- People that stop walking for no reason
- People that decide to stand in the middle of walkways to talk, look at their map and/or spank their child
- Wish people would spank their child
- Getting hit by a strollers
- 11 year old girls wearing tube tops and cut off shorts with their pockets hanging out
Seriously, some of the clothes on young people was disturbing. I accept that this makes me sound like a Memaw. Marisa and I decided these people needed their own parade. I dubbed it “Hartlots and Hooligans.” (TM) If don’t know how trademark on my WordPress app, but consider it done. Here is a fine specimen of parade goodness.
Here are some great shots of the actual “Jungle Parade.”
We were able to get in the back of the parade.
A million high fives
Whatchu say girl?
He will duck you up
I need a polka dot jeep
Beyond what you’ve seen, I got a bunch of animal photos. One of the odder things we saw was someone was skywriting a sentence. By the time a new word appeared the previous one was smeared. We didn’t notice till a few words in but it appeared to be a bunch of nonsense beyond this word.
I’ll keep you up to date with any more character sightings or words in the sky.